Okay, I know everyone's linking to this, but I just can't resist. It's amazing!
PZ Myers tried to attend a screening of Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed last night with his family and they wouldn't let him in! Apparently, they threatened to have him arrested if he tried to go into the theater. Thankfully, while they were busy expelling PZ, they failed to notice PZ's companion, Richard Dawkins, and ended up letting him in.
Oh, the irony!