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I'm adding this blog to my blogroll. It's so funny that I decided I needed to also let you know in a post. Oh, ouch...the funny....it hurts.

In which J does something sciency...

(I've been trying to get J to do a guest post for a while and last night he came up with a great idea...so this is his first guest post...sorta...I mean, I'm writing it (and I added in my own little bit with the cat)...but it's totally his idea)

Last night, among the dirty dishes, laundry and cat hair tumbleweeds of the Self-designed Student Household Formation, we found a fossil. It took us several hundred nanoseconds to remove it from the bedroom matrix, but eventually, we had a beautifully-preserved specimen. After some final cleaning and field note-taking we tried to find out where, exactly, the bone belonged. J called the process a "common paleontological game."

Was it part of the mental protuberance?

Perhaps a tooth?

In the end, J decided that the bone was actually a nose spike. However, he had a nagging suspicion that he might someday be proven wrong.

Emily slept through the whole thing. What a sexy little creature...

Keyword Extravaganza!

In addition to these, Statcounter has discovered some interesting keyword searches that have brought people to my blog. They fall under two categories:

Poop:

• lab can't poop
• cat can't poop
• can't poop around boyfriend

and Alcoholism:

• does my professor know I'm an alcoholic?
• I'm not an alcoholic

I guess, then, that this comes as no surprise:

Thanks, Brazen Hussy!

Brazen Hussy over at What the Hell is Wrong with You? has a custom-made Shakespeare quote on her blog and I decided today that I wanted one too. The problem is, I can't decide. I'm just going to post them all. If you want one, you can get one here.

As flies to wanton boys, are we to the self-designed student
They kill us for their sport.

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This above all: to thine own self-designed student be true.

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This self-designed student hath a pleasant seat.

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LOLCreashun Contest

It's the funniest thing since...well, the Creation Museum.

Link here for details about the contest and here for the entries. The deadline is Sunday (noon or midnight?), so hurry up!

Here's my favorite so far:


Created by GilliganLQ

J: Humor and Math

Me: "Ugh! I hate calculus. It doesn't make any sense."

J: "Maybe it's because you're using letters instead of numbers."